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Countdown until you die. Cheerfully.

A few questions, one at a time, then a live countdown of the days, hours and seconds you have left, on national averages. Australia counts on the Australian Bureau of Statistics life tables. Every other country counts on the World Health Organization tables.

It is satire built on real tables, not a prediction about you. Nothing you enter leaves your browser. We count it and let it go.

A few questions, one at a time. Then we count the rest. Cheeky, not grim, and based on national averages, which is to say not on you.

Question 1 of 10Count Gold Coast
When did you start?

Stored nowhere. Not in a cookie, not in the link, not in a spreadsheet. We count it and let it go.

It uses real tables: the ABS life tables for Australia and the WHO tables elsewhere. The jokes are ours. The result is a national average, not a forecast for you.

More counts.

For sale

Own the count.

This website and the Count Gold Coast business name are for sale.

The business name is registered with ASIC. The site comes with every counter on it, already counting.

Every hour you wait costs you a dollar. We counted.

Make an offer

Asking price, AUD

$8,000 plus $1 for every full hour since launch.

Make an offer.

Name your number. We will count it, then we will reply to the email you give us.

Preview build: the person check runs in test mode.

What we collect: your name, email, message, and the phone number and offer if you give them, plus the country your request came from. Why: to reply about buying the site and the name, nothing else. Where: a Cloudflare database. Cloudflare Turnstile checks that a person sent it. To have your details deleted, send a message through this form from the same email address and ask. We delete them and reply to confirm.